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Inojin: I think you are not my real father because you can’t understand my art. My father must be someone with refined taste, so I’ll start a journey and visit every art exhibit in the world ‘til I find him.
Sai: There’s no need to do that, we can ask for a DNA test right here in the village…
Inojin: Artists don’t believe in that stuff… there’s something far more abstract than gens required to be a father. Goodbye, fake dad.
Sai: Why did I quit the ANBU? Everything was easier there.
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Shikadai: Maybe you’re not my mother… but trying to find the real one would be a drag so I’ll continue behaving like before and everything would be easier if you do the same.
Temari: Not your mother? What the hell are you talking about?
Shikadai: What did I just tell you? Act as you’ve never heard it… women are such a pain, they don’t understand the most basic stuff.
Temari: No wonder I look so old, this kid is a nightmare.
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Boruto: You’re not my real father, old man! so f%ck you!
Himawari: Dad is not here, big brother. You are shouting to one of my animal plushies.
Boruto: I know it’s a plushie!!!! I wouldn’t have to do this if he was here to begin with!!!! What kind of father isn’t there when his son has an identity crisis???!!!!! Curse him!!!!
Himawari: Stop hitting Mr. Octopus… I’m telling mom!.
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Mitsuki: You’re not my real mother!
Random woman: Do I know you?
Mitsuki: Nope, because as I just said you are not my real mother. Have a nice day.
Random woman: O_O!!!!
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ميتسوكي عايش حياته xD