سأل رجل ﺃﻳﻨﺸﺘـــﺎين :ﺍﻟﻬــﻮﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻳﺨﺮﺝ ﻣﻦ ﻓﻤــﻚ
ﻫــﻞ ﻫﻮ ﺣــﺎﺭ ﺃﻡ ﺑــﺎﺭﺩ؟؟
ﻗـــﺎﻟﻪ ﺃﻳﻨﺸﺘــﺎﻳﻦ : ﺑـــﺎﺭﺩ !!!
ﻗــﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟرجل : ﺇﺫﻥ ﻟــﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﻨﻔﺦ ﻓﻲ ﻳﺪﻳﻚ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺘــﺄﺀ
ﻟﺘﺪﻓﺌﺘﻬــﺎ..........؟؟؟؟
... ﻓﺄﺟــﺎﺏ ﺃﻳﻨﺸﺘــﺎﻳﻦ : ﺍﻫﺎ ... ﺇﺫﻥ ﺍﻟﻬــﻮﺍﺀ ﺣــﺎﺭ
ﻗــﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﻟرجل : ﺇﺫﺍ ﻟﻤـﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﻨﻔﺦ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻮﺏ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﻱ ﻟﺘﺒﺮﻳﺪﻩ ..!!؟
...ﻓﺄﻧــﺰﻝ ﺭﺃﺳﻪ ﺃﻳﻨﺸﺘﺎﻳـــﻥ ﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ :
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ﻭﻻﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍ ﻓﻜﻚ ﻣﻨﻰ
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